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Time Can Be a Funny Thing

Daylight Savings Time ends November 2nd, 2014

October 29, 2014
Here is your reminder to "Fall Back" and do all the things you are supposed to do like change the batteries in your smoke detectors, check the air in your tires, and find the possible one appliance in your house that does not turn itself back automatically. Most likely your stove or coffee pot or microwave. And since that is done, how about a few jokes?

What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back for/four seconds!

When does a clock strike thirteen?
When it's broken!

Why didn’t the clock work?
It needed a hand.

At what time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.

How do you know if your clock is crazy?
It goes “cuckoo”!

Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?
Because she wanted to see time fly.